Mostly because I think I have just come up with the perfect come back for those people who say that when you’re dieting and you get hungry to just “ignore it and it will go away.”
When you have to pee, you can ignore that too. Does the pee go away? HUH?! HUH?!
See, perfect comeback. Everyone is free to use that if they are ever diet shamed.
Actually, this can also work as a comeback for people who try to convince you that your sexuality will magically “go away” if you want it to. Same principal. There are just certain things you can’t make your body stop wanting to do: Eat, expunge waste products, feeling sexual desire for a particular type of person.
This has nothing to do with genius, comebacks or the bathroom. But here is a picture I saw on FB that I found mildly offensive:
So I made it better:
Always be a rhino!