Image: What I think Every Time I hear the words “morbidly obese”

What I think Every Time I hear the words “morbidly obese”… Night of the Living Fat Zombies.

Dawn of the Morbidly Obese.

Day of the Waddling Dead.

Hmm, yeah. “Morbidly Obese” … You just can’t spin it to lightly poke fun at yourself. It’s a jacked up term… especially since it’s “medical.”

The great thing about zombies though is that they are all gluttons. So as far as the metaphor of zombies as a political statement, skinny zombies over-eat brains and guts just as much as the fat zombies. A zombie plague would definitely be the great equalizer in terms of the war on fat.

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